Spontaneous Wingman of the Year
she deserves an award
real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
random god tier sketches because bored <__>
headcanon god tier sollux has bumblebee wings
also fuck poses kljkljlterteertdfd
Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)
HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????
SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
Homestucks can agree on three things.
- Equius <> Nepeta
- Homestuck is confusing
- Dante Basco
What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?
Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.
lol if u read the actual story you can see that he was indeed an asshole, but that was the whole point
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
The best part of the video may be when Jackson addresses the comments she’s heard about her daughter and sets the record straight about statements like you “wanted a girl so you turned your child into one” and “kids have no idea what they want or who they are — my kids wants to be a dog, should I let him?”
Chills down my whole body. This is how parents should react.
u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u
But I mean, imagine if harry had been given a good, voldemort-free world. Like:
- Lily and James first being introduced to the Weasleys while holding a fussy Harry and Molly having the same problem with Ron.
- Ron and Harry first being shy but eventually becoming like…